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10 Awful Survival Tips That You Should Probably Just Ignore
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That doorway is a great place to get your fingers broken during a quake
When my Dad was a kid, he did Scouts and he was on a camping trip out in the bush (here in Australia). Anyway, one of the boys in his troop had a leech on his face. The boy thought it was gone so he didn't think about it. Later that night, he felt a lot of pressure behind his eye. Turns out the leech had slid itself behind his eye and stayed there. Absolutely terrifying when the leech came out from behind his eye when it was full. disgusting.
The best bear defense is a slow friend and a .22. When the bear attacks, shoot them in the leg and keep running.
If I was caught in a riptide, I wouldn't drown, I would die of rapid dehydration through violent expulsion of excrements
My experience is if a black bear approaches you, wave your arms and shout. Look big and make noise. So far, this has worked for me, with bears giving up and leaving.
I would flash the bear, try to assert my dominance.
drink water from a cactus like the natives have done.
according to hollyweird and john wayne.
or mebbe its a big secret JOKE on the naive unquestioning ignoramuses that
need to be taken out of the gene pool?
0:56 'urine is sterile'.
hmmm. howcum when you leave it sitting in a jar for a week it turns into
the most foul stinking substance in the city? hmmm?
step 1: APPLY SOME FCUKING COMMON SENSE AND MAYBE BE SKEPTICAL
ONCE IN A WHILE
the internot age. spreading rumours, gossip, old wives tails and weird
conspiracies at the speed of light aka fiber OPTIC.
Swimming parallel helped me in the pacific.
Welp you just reversed everything I knew to survive lol
If you were born and raised in Florida you were taught to run in a zig zag, because the places we encounter alligators is never a wide open area. Because the "terrain" you will 99% of the time encounter an alligator in will be covered with cypress knees and trees, you run in a zig zag pattern through the knees and trees because he can't maneuver through them as well as you. But of course, if the area is wide open, run straight away from the water. He's not going to chase you very far from the waters edge.
If a shark attacks you, summon Cthulhu.
(jIj) (;,;) (o,.,O) Y(O,,,,O)Y
And if Cthulhu attacks……
All 3 🐊 in Floridorkia?!
As interesting, informative and entertaining as always 👍 team 👏
"So, you won't make it." HAHA!
Never could understand why people would suggest playing dead when attacked by a large, omnivorous animal that has no problem eating carrion…
I had leeches on my legs after swimming in a lake, I grabbed some salted sunflower seeds and held it on them until they delatched
Do not try to outrun any wild carvinorous/omnivorous landanimal that is large enough to cause you to worry: They are all faster than you.
And as for leeches vomiting into your wounds: The same thing goes for removing ticks by suffocating them via glue, paint, nail polish, etc. While they die they will also barf all their contents into you, and if they carry any diseases, like many ticks do, you will most probably end up having them.
I love the beginning about bears I have a black bear that lives in and around my back yard and yes walks around like it owns it, it does and
will tell you as much.
not true they make it very clear in avtar the last air bender that cactus water is bad for u sakka and momo hallucinate from it like crazy so a little error from ur team there
Avatar the Last Airbender actually shows us that drinking cactus juice is IN FACT harmful. Sokka gets sick when he drinks it. No one else drinks it. Just him.
I'm pretty sure bear grylls would still have a greater chance of surviving in a harsh environment than everyone else who was not military trained.
Sixteen years in military,plus Cubs/Boy Scout…who the hell told people any of these things would save your life…let me recheck my field manual…does Walmart sell common sense???🤔
Wait, how are we suppose to get leeches off then. I’ve always used salt
This should have been called, “don’t do what Bear Grylls Tells you to do”
FloridaMan{tm} here. We legit learned zig-zag in school. Thats how we heard it.